50 Ways to Die in the Apocalypse

atomized by a nuke, melted by a nuke, burned by a bomb, cancer from nuclear fallout, eaten by cannibals, eaten by zombies, trampled in a panicked stampede, crushed by falling rubble, stabbed/shot by a friend who wants your resources, stabbed/shot by a friend who thinks you’re slowing them down, abandoned by a friend when you break your leg saving them from an angry mob, shot by a friend who thinks you’re infected with The Disease, mercy shot by a friend who knows you’re infected with The Disease, hit by a car in the ensuing panic, you crash your own car in the ensuing panic, you crash your own car intentionally because what’s the point?, you jump off a building because what’s the point?, You shoot yourself because what’s the point?, a building fire because no more fire department, You give all your food to a child or a pet or a pregnant woman or a lover and you starve, your food is stolen by people with more guns than you and you starve, your food is stolen by someone you thought was a friend and you starve, you only had a few candy bars anyway so you starve, botulism from eating questionable canned goods, diarrhea from eating questionable meat, infection by a zombie (undead?), a small cut gets infected, A big cut just won’t stop bleeding, attacked by an angry mob because you’re rich, crushed under mountains of stockpiled goods you suffocate inside your own bunker, mauled by a wild animal loose in the streets, shot by someone who is bored and amused they can get away with shooting people, under anaesthetic getting your wisdom teeth out you’re abandoned and never wake up, in the middle of having your appendix out you’re abandoned and never wake up, in the middle of having your appedix out your surgeon eats you right on the table, your appendix bursts right when you get to safety, your tonsils swell until you suffocate inside your safe house, you get the flu inside your safe house and don’t get enough fluids, complications from pregnancy with no doctor in sight, complications from diabetes with no doctor in sight, heart attack with no doctor in sight, eaten by your own pet dog when you’re sick and too weak to move, eaten by your own children because you love them too much to kill them when they turn into zombies, fall while running away from a monster and you break your neck, while climbing up a ladder away from a monster you fall and are consumed, smote by gods, raptured by god, dissected by aliens, neutralized by the New Police, cremated alive by the New Priests,

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