How to Survive the Apocalypse

live alone in the bush with a few trusted compatriots living off the land erasing all trace of the path to your home from the main road, fill every room with canned goods and propane and water line your walls with steel plates block your windows lock your doors and when people knock screaming for help cover your ears, at the first sign of trouble retreat to a multi-million dollar bunker which you have already bought and remain there for twenty years, abandon your friends and family at the first sign of illness and go it alone, kill your friends and family at the first sign of illness and join a band of mercenaries, make your way north traveling only at night on a bicycle evading New Police checkpoints by swimming across rivers and climbing trees, sign on as a maid or a cook to be part of the New Interplanetary Space Colony just before the meteor hits, sign on as a plumber or a teacher to get a hefty discount on a house at the outskirts of the Doomsday Gated Community, plan a path out of the city with two contingencies for every step have a go-bag ready in your apartment and in your car carry a police scanner on you at all times know where you’re going you could go there in your sleep talk to no one trust no one help no one travel light,

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