Sweater Set

Jocelyn: Darling!

Annette: Darling.

They kiss cheeks. Simultaneously:

Jocelyn: How ARE you? Never better. Have you lost weight? Is that a new blouse? How’s your husband? Oh! Oops. Silly me. Ex. Your hair is so chic! Doesn’t look at all like a breakup cut! No! I promise! I’m so serious! It’s been so great seeing you! Keep in touch! We’ll brunch.

Annette: How ARE you? Never better. Have you gained weight? There’s a stain on your top—I don’t mean to embarrass you but I wouldn’t want you walking around with that, either. Still dating? Internet? Oh! How fun. How fun fun fun. Are you growing out your hair? I hate that awkward stage, don’t you? Oh, no it looks totally intentional! I promise! I’m so serious! Keep in touch! We’ll brunch.

They exit.

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